How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How does a man cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!