Welfare Jokes

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Food Stamp Jokes More Food Stamp Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Jerk Jokes More Jerk Jokes

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Welfare Check Jokes More Welfare Check Jokes

How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

What is a black's favorite letter?

The one with the welfare check in it.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.