What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.