Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.