What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day ?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.