What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

Why are the nordic countries the best countries to live in?

Their flags are big plusses.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Why is a redneck wedding and a tornado alike?

Because either way someone is losing a trailer.