What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

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Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.