What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

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What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.