What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"