What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.