the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Do you sell flip-flips?"
Sure, Bert!
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
Mrs Hawking
Folding money.
Because he's no good at shaving.
Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say
HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"
For persistent fowl play!
It doesn't need cleaning
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
