Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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Why do white people not like playing uno with mexicans?

They take all the green cards

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate