Chrysanthemum's the word.
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You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
A half hour of begging.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
arggg! thar she blows
Nothing, it's just a website.
They're buds
By laying flowers on their grave.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
paddy o' furniture
Buck-teeth!
Because the only constant is change.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
Soy milk.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
The same thing he told her the first time!
They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
A: Your ghostliness.
