What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !