Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why can't a bike stand on it's own?

because it is two-tyred.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre