What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High"

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.