What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)