What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !