What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!