What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

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Getting all high and mighty

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from med school?

A doctor, you racist!

What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation?

ATP

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls