Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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I want my Nickleback....

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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One must simply walk into a bar

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A joke.

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His brother with the DVR

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They both steal cookies )

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Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me