Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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What do you call someone who takes everything literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me