What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!