What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.