Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."