What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder