What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.