What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?

She quits counting.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

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What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny