How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!