How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field