Natalie Jokes

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

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What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

Why don't dirty commies shower?

Because they don't want to wash away their Marx.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

Natalie Wood Jokes More Natalie Wood Jokes

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.