How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What's a nice guys favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.