Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

A: It oink-urs a fine.