Henry Viii Jokes

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Give them a hand !

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Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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You can only ran because it's past tents.

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Top Vlad.

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Vlad The Inhaler.