Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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LMao Zedong

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How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.