Dictator Jokes

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What do you call an obnoxious potato?

A dictator.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

What do you call a mean Potato?

A Dictator.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

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What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

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bullying

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.