Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

Dictator Jokes More Dictator Jokes

Who's the dictator that reports on youtube drama?

Keem Jong Un.

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.