Tot Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's a clowns favorite thing to do?

Children

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Disney World Jokes More Disney World Jokes

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!