What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)