How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.