How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

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Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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How do you confuse a Republican?

Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Mexican Job Jokes More Mexican Job Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.