Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

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Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.