Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.