Ninjas Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.