Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why do black people always finish first in a running race?

There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Large Number Jokes More Large Number Jokes

What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.