Strand Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

What do you call a black hitchhiker?

Stranded.

What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking?

Stranded!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs?

None, he 'fell'.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Arabian Jokes More Arabian Jokes

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Mirage Jokes More Mirage Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!