What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.