What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!