What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!