A pair.
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He couldn't grow a pear
Pears.
Pear pressure.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Pears
Man, go away!
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
Because it's the first date.
He couldn't get hole out of his head
For the halibut
A couch can support a family
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
A: Because she grew another foot.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
by Miles Apart
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