A pair.
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He couldn't grow a pear
Pears.
Pear pressure.
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Pears
Man, go away!
He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
A cracker with cheese.
You feeling salty bro
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Presence.
A hotdog
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
A: Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Explaining his wife.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Being the 45th white one.
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."