Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.