Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia