What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food