What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*