What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

rar