How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.