What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!