How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings