What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.