What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina