What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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Why did the duck cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...