What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot