What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ?

An elephant with spare parts !el

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!