What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds