Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

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How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

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Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

What do you call an old Spanish car?

FeO

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What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.