What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo