What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"