What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !