Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!"