Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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What does Math stand for?

Mental Abuse To Humans

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.