What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a Spanish man with erasers for toes?

Roberto* What do you call a Spanish man with no car *Joaquin*

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What are you waiting for?

A car.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.