What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.